I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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