Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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