Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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