Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
