I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I would fuck him just for his dog
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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