Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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