Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My ass is underappreciated
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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