Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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