No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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