I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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