Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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