I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
