why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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