i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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