Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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