This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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