Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize