i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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