On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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