last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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