Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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