thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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