i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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