So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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