Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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