never play flip cup with pint glasses
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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