I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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