Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
there is glitter all over my balls
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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