Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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