Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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