this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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