After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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