She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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