He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
What changed your mind?
Being sober
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
