Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
