I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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