I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
