The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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