i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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