She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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