is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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