I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think i got beer on your cat.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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