Don't you send me to vm
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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