Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
...so i touched it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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