did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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