Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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