Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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