Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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