Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
