wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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