Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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