I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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