Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Never underestimate the power of titties
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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