So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I understand Curling. That high.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
