she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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